The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.
by k-leen August 07, 2005
A phrase created by Leroy to be used in any situation/context to greet anyone. Most commonly used to describe a potential sexual partner.
Leroy: Upto root
Matt: Texting that root i meet in town.
Leroy: Pretty sure that was a big shitter root.
Matt: Wtf!? Roots a root, dickhead.
*Root turns up
Matt: Wtf? That root wasn't that big when i was drunk.
Leroy: Hahaha fucking things got water wings.
Matt: Texting that root i meet in town.
Leroy: Pretty sure that was a big shitter root.
Matt: Wtf!? Roots a root, dickhead.
*Root turns up
Matt: Wtf? That root wasn't that big when i was drunk.
Leroy: Hahaha fucking things got water wings.
by Pirate Root August 18, 2013
by nigga rich January 16, 2014
Blonde Roots: (n)
1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing
Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
A bell end of unimaginable proportions. A complete and utter cunt.
A toss pot that usually attempts to appear superior in their use of English by using words that nobody actually understands. Usually the person attempting to use these words has not only, no idea how to spell them but what also they mean, thus cementing the audience's initial impression that the user of the said words is in fact a bell end.
A toss pot that usually attempts to appear superior in their use of English by using words that nobody actually understands. Usually the person attempting to use these words has not only, no idea how to spell them but what also they mean, thus cementing the audience's initial impression that the user of the said words is in fact a bell end.
Timmy Architect to rich client - "yaaaahhh, i need to relate this back into the adjusted matrix and then issue the next tranche of juxtapositional installations."
what an utter bull root.
what an utter bull root.
by McLoxy March 22, 2007
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
Me: is that IBC root beer?
You: why, yes, it is.
Me: can i see?
You: sure.
*throws it away*
Me: drink this.
*hands your sprecher's root beer*
You: why, yes, it is.
Me: can i see?
You: sure.
*throws it away*
Me: drink this.
*hands your sprecher's root beer*
by hint of tears July 18, 2004