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A phrase created by Leroy to be used in any situation/context to greet anyone. Most commonly used to describe a potential sexual partner.
Leroy: Upto root
Matt: Texting that root i meet in town.
Leroy: Pretty sure that was a big shitter root.
Matt: Wtf!? Roots a root, dickhead.
*Root turns up
Matt: Wtf? That root wasn't that big when i was drunk.
Leroy: Hahaha fucking things got water wings.
by Pirate Root August 18, 2013
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