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and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
by Wiseboy March 21, 2008
mugGet the and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Unclemug.
Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.
Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh
by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022
mugGet the Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhhmug.

Coke my nuts

“Yo, bro.”
What’s up?”
“You wanna coke my nuts, bro.”
by DuckOBell July 30, 2021
mugGet the Coke my nutsmug.

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/
Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)
by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020
mugGet the Lick my nutmug.

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)
I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.
by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022
mugGet the on my nutsmug.

You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts
by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021
mugGet the You Gotta Be Pullin My Nutsmug.

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017
mugGet the crack my nuts!mug.

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