Bitches on my dick

means that tons of whores are on your STD dick...which is the size of two fries, some people use this saying when angry or horny
person one: theres so many bitches on my dick
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
by lilly ann 101 September 1, 2010
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Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008
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Hold My Dick

an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong
Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed
by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010
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sing on my dick

To give oral sex to a male, to blow a dude
Last night that thot came over to sing on my dick. I came in like 45 seconds.
by B Rabbit 8 mile October 13, 2016
mugGet the sing on my dickmug.

Suck my dick

Suck my dick although might be taken out of context is used as a way to tell some one to shut up or stop talking and many times is used to invalidate what some one is saying.
by tllp May 5, 2023
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Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.
Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!
by Lost sheep February 21, 2015
mugGet the Thumpin' my dickmug.

My Dick In Soup

Has died
goddamn it man, I got My Dick In Soup. And they got kill credit too
by timdef214 April 25, 2021
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