Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.
"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
by J3Insider November 4, 2011
Get the Old Man Rivermug. by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007
Get the old man shufflemug. A very old man who walks the corridors of the Howe Center. He is one hundred and five years old and fought in many wars. Enjoys saying "etc. like that"
by Kevin Swartz February 4, 2008
Get the old man skownmug. An old bastard that sits in an IRC programming channel, harping about the days of yore, and bans you if you're not an old, stuffy shitpile like him. See also: old.
by skybot May 28, 2009
Get the old man rotormug. A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
by Fox of the field December 12, 2008
Get the old man and the seamug. When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.
by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006
Get the old man's eyebrowsmug. Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again
Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?
Person 1: Exactly
Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?
Person 1: Exactly
by Dic Evans March 2, 2023
Get the frail old manmug.