Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.
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This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
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"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"
by Avila A. July 20, 2016
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The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.
The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.
by katileka March 17, 2011
Get the octopus fingers mug.A blue octopus is a species of octopus which is blue and very smart. They are a Type 3 civilization.
They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.
They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.
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Get the Octopus nipples mug.An Olive Octopus is a super-fun and multi-sensory sexual experience that involves both masturbation and penetration for two people of any gender. One person lies down on their back with their legs spread. The other person lies down on their back, on the other person, junk-near-junk, facing the other end of the bed. One person pours olive oil in their cupped hand and both people shake hands so oil is all over their hands. Both people finger-fuck each other's asses while they masturbate themselves. Four arms and four legs makes a regular octopus, but with a lot of olive oil you've yourself an Olive Octopus.
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