Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

Num Spit

A word created by someone called "McKFC Gaming". It is the spit that comes out of ur mum ass when u hav nut. Some synoyms are: Litty Titty, Niggasuck, zUcC jOoSe

oi cunt, can ya see that spastic bombasium? he looks he just swallowed some num spit

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 03, 2018

nums

a phone number (no-oms)

vanessa : you i just met fine boi

kelly : do you even got the nums fr?

by yourmomsbbls April 05, 2022

Num

Nothing much

Person 1: hey! Wyd
Person 2: num

by Marta Besson July 10, 2020

Barnum (Barned Num)

(Adult) A baby, miniature man. Bald and gay- immune to heat.

“Barnum (Barned Num), you queer!”

by Zimbabey May 30, 2019

Kara-Num

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Jajamaa
Kara-Num
Wait what?

by TheKingOfAllCosmos May 28, 2022

Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.

Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums

by tooters222444 January 28, 2022