The act of dipping your penis into pancake batter and frying it.
"Yo this chick tried to give me a norwegian corndog last night!"

"Damn, dawg! Hope you that pussy's fuckin 'cherry!"
by $@R@!! January 16, 2009
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1. a tune by the Beatles that is notorious for possibly being the first rock'n'roll hit that prominently features a non-Western instrument - in this case the sitar. The lyrics describe the evolution of an extra-marital affair that John had that was now over. Paul sang the words. The title phrase is a play on phonetics - the line "knowing she would" in the lyrics was considered to be too risque for radio so that phrase was replaced by "Norwegian Wood". If you ask me, that sounds even more "risque" or at least funny to me!

2. what you get after a night of laying with a Norwegian woman.
1. in my college class of "Art and Music of the Post-WWII Era" one day our professor played "Norwegian Wood" as an example of the Beatles' contribution to music and culture. She explained the meaning behind the lyrics and then asked us, "Does anybody know why it's called 'Norwegian Wood'?". I think "Norwegian girl, woody...", then I start laughing. She says, "I hear some giggling back there!"

2. Garry laid a young Norwegian waitress he met at a restaurant. The next morning he woke up with Norwegian Wood.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 25, 2008
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The act of of shoving a lubed up Silver(and/or)Wide Mouth Bass into a women's vagina and while it is inside it flops back and forth hitting both of her legs.
Winston Churchill gave michael a Norwegian Dolphin and afterwards michael had fishy legs.
by KAVS July 28, 2008
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When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.
- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...
by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016
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The Sexual act of storing ice cubes in ones mouth while going down on a woman, so as to blow them into her pink at the moment of climax. Not recommended on first date, or any date for that matter. Don't do it.
Dude I totally Norwegian Blowfished my GF last night. She won't talk to me now.
by Mike (c)ock September 29, 2015
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when a man cums in a girls mouth, then she holds it there while he socks her in the mouth really hard, then with the mess all in her mouth he says a funny joke and she sprays cum and blood everywhere.
"Hey man, remember when you picked up that hooker on the street and she let you give her the norwegian firedragon?"

"I would love to perform the norwegian firedragon on her!
by caesar pleaser October 24, 2012
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