The uncanny culinary ability to reduce any dish to a blackened, charred lump.
Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.
by flapjackboy December 25, 2022
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THE HOTTEST CAT IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE IS SO FINE I WANNA MARRY HIM
Car Car Bird: OMG EVERYONE IM DATING CAT NOIR
Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS
by ✨Byerssss✨ June 5, 2022
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a friendless tsundere whit black hair that secretly likes to cosplay and is a dick to her only friend
Neptune: hey look its the loneliest person ever Noir
by a weird cat June 29, 2018
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Cat Noir (jk)

He must be the gayest out of their friend group. He is sweet kind and loving but can turn to mean if they hadn't eaten food in a while. He is loyal and for sure a keeper at all costs, remember to treat him well because he possibly went through trauma. If you found someone like him he's a keeper he will love you with all his heart even with him being clingy to you. He can listen to slow music and comfort you.
Micheal: Hey is that Noir?!
Jakkie: Yea lmao
by OnyxIsFound March 21, 2022
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Noot noot noot noot noot she looks like Kim jong un
did you see Kim jong un? He looks like noir
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A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'
by Bwandon October 11, 2010
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A novel that is specifically written to pay homage to or imitate the style of 1940s-1950s film noir. While many of the classic film noir movies of the period were themselves based on novels written in the noir style, these books would not be considered true Novel Noir because they would have been considered standard mystery/crime works in their own time. In other words, they weren't written with the tropes of film noir as we now know it in mind.

A key characteristic of Novel Noir is that it is consciously intended to emulate the gritty, shadowy black and white atmosphere of the classical Noir period. This is what sets the genre apart from works of contemporary mystery. The cutoff date for a true novel noir would likely be any time after the end of the classical American Noir era (generally accepted as the end of the 1950s).

A Novel Noir aims to recreate as closely as possible the elements of classic film noir. While certain aspects of a film can't be perfectly replicated in written form, novel noir works are characterized by vivid descriptions and deep immersion in the time period (often the 1930s, 1940s, or 1950s). Other characteristics are essentially the same as film noir: private eyes, morally gray scenarios and characters, crooked cops and shady gangsters, and of course, the mysterious and vexing femme fatale.
While film noir has faded in popularity since the end of the 1950s, authors continue to keep the genre alive by writing excellent works of novel noir.
by Alex-2598 November 22, 2020
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