Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019

Yap happy

When two people engage in a conversation and begin yapping to the point that a 5 minute conversation becomes a 5 hour conversation (or longer). If another party is involved, the person outside the yap happy pair may end up going unnoticed within the conversation.

Lucia: Hey sorry for not including you in the conversation yesterday, we got a little yap happy. We weren't intentionally trying to ignore you.
Mara: No worries, I know you and Darcy are chronic yappers.

by marlyn meow January 14, 2025

Yapping

To ramble on about something that no one cares about

person 1: (rambling on)
person 2: stop yapping man

by Woah, cool definition November 25, 2023

Yaps

Yaps: huge tits, jugs, fun bags

Hey Billy, look at the yaps on that one!

by Connmann09 December 27, 2020

yap o' shite

Talking a load of rubbish

She or he talks a yap o' shite

by manchesterlass August 1, 2011

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD)

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.

"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"

by Tobbis January 17, 2024

holy yap

holy yap represents when someone sends a image, or message that has lots of text, its used as a polite way to say that "i aint reading allat" and say that someone talks too much/yapping , this also accounts for if someone sends a image with so much text that your too lazy to read you can say holy yap. holy yap can also be used as a polite way of saying shut up, i dont wanna read this shit.

John: Hey did you know how amazing the current sky formed by refraction and how blue it is right now as we currently speak at this wonderful moment and point in time?

Tom: holy yap

by piratematt January 21, 2025