New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.

I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.

by Shit Slider September 17, 2020

new zealand canteen

Having anal sex in geographical regions that partain to both hot and snowy weather in the same season.

Geography teacher:"Stacy got a New Zealand Canteen on vacation in Europe, now tell me class what places could she have been to?"

by cokenbollz October 18, 2008

New Zealand Nuke

Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand

Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

Australia or New Zealand

Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.

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Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?

by Yajbfvbuierbv March 24, 2008

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

new zealand christmas

the act of vomitting on your loved one in bed on christmas eve and then just turning over and going back to sleep.

it was okay but Rizzo gave me a New Zealand Christmas

by joeyMatthews June 28, 2010

new zealand 101

involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peacocks) use ALL of the jelly as lube. the 300lb man sings the themesong from sound of music. the girl puts her head in the kangaroo's pocket. as both guys insert there dicks in her ass. with the feather between the dicks to create arrousment and she must bark like a seal.

oh me and my friend bob gave this girl a new zealand 101 lesson.

by Zack Firgurski August 10, 2006