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Clam Napkin

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"
by Red delicious June 11, 2016
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Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.
"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"
by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009
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urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.
"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."
by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013
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Nigga Napkin

What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.
You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin
by Cyberneticweed11 March 31, 2019
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jack napkin

Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.
Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!
by kiwi289 December 23, 2008
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Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.
Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!
by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019
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napkin ass

Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden
I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying
by Gottem January 23, 2016
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