Mystery meat

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting

Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles

by I love my ego April 5, 2022

Mysterious Gagger

A man or woman who roams around schools, gagging people with blue roll and paper.

Person 1: I heard Ethan got gagged by the mysterious gagger, again!
Person 2: Bet it was some Reeno

by reenoreenogago June 16, 2017

Mysterious Maxxing

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?

“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”

by Knight2403 September 23, 2022

mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"

i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!

by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009

Solve a mystery

To smoke a joint in a hippy van, smoking weed

Hey yo Gerald, let's go solve a mystery in your van after class, and maybe get some Taco Bell on the way!

by Mystery mam March 8, 2018

Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.

Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).

by overanalyzer November 28, 2012

Mystery Spitter

A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings.

"What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.

by Dogs'R'Us November 2, 2009