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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021
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my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/
my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!
by I need a Handle October 27, 2021
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my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase (used in The United States foreign policy since the end of The Spanish-American War/Roosevelt Corollary) meaning :

as long as I (or my country) have a common enemy with a given person (or other country) I will take the risk that this friend (or allied country) of mine might later betray me.
Jason: James my man, I am doing a poli sci paper for school and am not sure what would be an appropriate epitome of the phrase my enemy's enemy is my friend.

James: The perfect epitome of this phrase would be IMHO, ask Henry Kissinger, one of the best experts of US Foreign Policy.
by Sexydimma January 24, 2013
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wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.
Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."
by krusont March 7, 2022
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