Bitch my ass

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch

Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!

by 3rdlinegrind January 20, 2017

PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

rice my ass

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

lick my ass

A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.

"Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?"
"Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"

by Lucas_JWF January 31, 2009

Chaps my ass

When something/someone extremly annoys you; aggrovates; consistant blunder that affects you from another sorce

Bob kept fucking up the project at work - he really chaps my ass!!

by Xayveor August 26, 2007

Put it in my ass

A meme on YouTube of a man playing with toys and saying the phrase ‘put it in my ass’

Oh yeah! Put it in my ass!!!!

by It is in my ass August 26, 2018

slap my ass

To demand a slap in your ass. What your mother does to you when you have been a naughty boy.

Ex 1: Please, slap my ass!!!

Ex 2: Erick I'm going to slap your ass, because you stayed out past midnight.

by Eggy_Chuck55 July 31, 2005