Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.
Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
by Yekralem July 23, 2015
The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.
Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.
by He's a guy November 01, 2014
by assdan June 03, 2010
Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".
This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
by Chamel November 03, 2010
The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 21, 2017
by Dnice456 July 25, 2019