Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.

Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!

by Yekralem August 17, 2015

mustache fight

Two men violently making out,

or one man and an Italian woman.

Did you see those gay guys? they really know how to mustache fight

by assdan June 3, 2010

Alligator Mustache

Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".

This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.

Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"

by Chamel November 4, 2010

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Oregon mustache

Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.

I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!

by Dnice456 July 24, 2019

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017