muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.

Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.

by just_warming_up May 20, 2009

Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

Muffinboat

When a guy (or girl) is so hot you would let them motorboat your muff.

Damn Enrique is looking fine, he could muffinboat! Or as a noun... Damn Enrique is looking fine, what a muffinboat!

by Galgotgame June 15, 2017

moisture muffin

When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.

Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."

by Jorts McVagisil December 3, 2009

oh muffins!

a word used when things go wrong

Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!

by firetruck with a mustache April 5, 2010

Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

Cincinnati Muffin Top

When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.

"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"

"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."

by Ahab the whale hunter September 5, 2013