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Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
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Motorboater

a dude who wants to bang someone on a boat
This dude is a motorboater and wanted to bang on the boat the other night
by Misslinds May 17, 2023
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Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021
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motorboat

A type of watercraft which runs on a gasoline or sometimes electric motor.
Last summer John water skied behind my motorboat.
by mojoig88 April 5, 2017
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