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Mostiestererest

To be used to beat your girlfriend is a "I love you most," off in which you get stuck with the I love you mostest side and can't see a way out.
Girlfriend: I love you mostest
Boyfriend: I love you mostiestererest
by Gatchabitch February 16, 2021
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Montesquieu

That picture is so Montesquieu.
by orangedonkey101 February 11, 2021
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Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.
In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.
by 20stalks November 22, 2013
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Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"
Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.
by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018
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Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him
by Papi Timo October 19, 2020
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I love you more than mostest

It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'

P.S - the person reading this is on top
Person 1 : I love you

Person 2 : I love you more

Person 1 : I love you mostest!

Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then
by thewallispainted September 19, 2020
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Mosteller

A woman with a strong mindset and determination to succeed. She is also very attractive with a good head her shoulders.
Mosteller the IB kid
by sanctify February 4, 2009
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