by mwallace2202 April 29, 2015
Get the morning cap mug.An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
by ParanoidPoe January 9, 2011
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by jewel_ December 15, 2016
Get the top of the mornin to ya laddies mug.Morbius, a true story of a man named Dr. Michael Morbius. He was crippled as fuck and then he found this dope ass cave in like Vietnam or something. Then there was this god damn cs:go mystery box he dug up from the depths of hell and became Batman's half-brother. From that point on, he would use a popular phrase mostly used by children 13 and under which is "It's Morbin time," and would then proceed to slaughter any innocent person within a 15-mile radius. Overall, this movie is now a classic masterpiece and probably falls between Star-Wars the Clone Wars, and the 2005 Willy Wonka movie.
Morber: Guys I'm finna morb really quick gimme a sec...
Morber friend: Yo chill out jit. I ain't tryna get morbed right now...
Morber: I AM MORBIUS...
Morber friend: Yo chill out jit. I ain't tryna get morbed right now...
Morber: I AM MORBIUS...
by Dr. Michael Morbius June 23, 2022
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It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.
Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.
Must always be served with a small umbrella.
It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.
Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.
Must always be served with a small umbrella.
by drunkendisco October 28, 2009
Get the Morning Bognor mug.Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
Get the Morning dump mug.1. An amount equal or superior to one trillion.
2. An amount equal or superior to the box office earnings or movie tickets sold for the motion picture Morbius.
2. An amount equal or superior to the box office earnings or movie tickets sold for the motion picture Morbius.
"This movie will be the first to sell a morbillion tickets"
"I'll sell this car for a morbillion dollars"
"I'll sell this car for a morbillion dollars"
by omar2203 April 25, 2022
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