noun - maant·guh·mr·ee + speh·shl
A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.
A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.
Hey darling, can you give me some of that... Montgomery Special? I promise I won't cum in your throat this time!
by MontgomerySpecialReceiver24988 November 24, 2024
Miss Montgomery is the happiest person you will ever meet in your life. She will never fail to put you in a good mood or pick you up when down. Miss Montgomery also has a crippling coffee addiction. She has the cutest quirks that may drive you crazy and she creates the best teacher outfits. Simply just seeing her will brighten your day no matter the circumstances. If you happen to find Miss Montgomery don’t let her go she’s a good one.
by studiousbishop2023 September 27, 2021
How was your time in Montgomery
I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around
I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around
by Bruank April 14, 2023
by Pinklette July 30, 2021
The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)
(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')
(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')
by xhuman August 26, 2012
the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut
me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob
kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now
everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now
everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
by illfuckyourmom420 October 17, 2019