Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.
"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."
A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.
"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".
A variation of the dirty sanchez, instead of wiping the remnants of your shit across the the upper lip of your significant other, you jam it straight up their nose.