Dirty Mole

When a person inserts two hamsters of different colours into the rectum and then sits down and watches an episode of game of thrones, once the episode is finished the person lays down and points their ass in the air and the first hamster to emerge is crowned the dirty mole. Bets can be placed on this activity.

After a few drinks at a party James decided to play Dirty Mole, We all placed bets and it was the best 30th birthday party I’ve ever been too

by JLC83 April 8, 2020

mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.

Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.

by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019

Mole Ester

Mole Ester, your neighbour who sits in his basement everyday and consumes/demolishes doritos.

Mole Ester, who the fuck is Mole Ester?!
- JustaMinx

by Aksually April 11, 2020

Hash mole

When one layers tobacco, marijuana, and hash in a bowl. Typically smoked out of a bong.

When John and I were tripping acid, we did hecka hash moles.

by b0lb January 4, 2019

mole map

When you play connect the dots with your partners moles with your semen

Tom: Last night, I played connect the dots on my bitch's back with my jizz.

Richard: Oh so you made the mole map?

by Tom Seaman September 24, 2018

g-mole

whacking ginger mole on ones cheek.

knox has a huge g-mole on his cheek

by chazza May 17, 2006

coal mole

fake anti-nuclear protester, who is actually a mole working for the coal industry.

Germany is now getting rid of its nuclear power plants. Throngs of young rebellious looking youth had crowded the streets, protesting in the name of "a clean earth". Who stands to fill the vacuum? Coal. Those protesters were definitely coal moles.

by shootandrun October 30, 2011