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Mole Man 

Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.
"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."
Mole Man by MoleMan97 February 13, 2012
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mole goatee

A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.
"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".
mole goatee by rishnipishni January 14, 2007

Mole Whistling 

The act of farting in someone's mouth and they burp it back it your face.
Mole Whistling by Jennytailya November 2, 2010

mole-ish 

1. The appearance one has the morning after a night of hard drinking. 2. Any female attending (William and Mary).
1. Pete, you're mole-ish this morning. You should have laid off the hard stuff last night. 2. She's mole-ish. Yea, she attends William and Mary.
mole-ish by Roland819 December 7, 2006

mole man 

As featured in various simpsons episodes, MOLE MAN, is simply an old man who is very very silly.
He lives in the retirement castle (i think)
Gee mole man sure is cool, lets play some bingo with him!
mole man by Lisa xxx June 28, 2006

Mole Hole 

A variation of the dirty sanchez, instead of wiping the remnants of your shit across the the upper lip of your significant other, you jam it straight up their nose.

i got mole hole-d, now all i can smell is shit.