mock bottom

A fake, deceptive or mendacious show of poverty.

A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".

by Davis Matthews March 3, 2008

Mocking

I mean... What? Is it "NoT yOuR pRoBlEm"

Hym "I mean, you're the one mocking me. If it weighs on my conscience than why should it not on yours?

by Hym Iam August 8, 2023

Mock

When a person has a giant monster dick/penis/cock

Hey nick.w.g nice mock 😘

by Master cooper gerkin October 1, 2016

Mock

Individual with extremely developed singular parts of their limbs. Stems from Luciano Mock; the world record holder for biggest calf/body proportions.

1. People with extremely developed + very specific muscular regions

2. People with brutally overproportional features when compared to the rest of the body

"Fookin hell mate; look at these slabs of flesh! Are these even organic matter or is it stones beneath his clothes?"
"Ah; dont worry; its just a Mock; his calves exhude dat big thicc mutation energy."

by Felsbrocken December 11, 2019

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

mocking

THE REAL FUCKING MOCKING

THE REAL
MOTHERFUCKIN
MOCKING

Fat brown Chad with 75'' vertical
Micro Penis

NFT Billionaire

"ayo its mocking"

"are you the real mocking??"

by REAL MOCKING January 28, 2022

Mock-it-all

1) An individual that mocks certain people consistently, potentially making normal tasks harder as the suffering victim has to re-think the same memory constantly

2) Someone who despises a certain thing as the days go on

1) I hate Mock-it-alls

2) He was a Mock-it-all in class

by Potato fan May 27, 2023