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Mitchellism

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.
When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"
by faggy4387 October 20, 2011
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Sarah Michelle Gellar

An amazingly gorgeous actress. She is cute, as well as pretty, and definitely SEXY. She is not the kind of girl you would jack off to. You would just want to hold her in your arms forever.
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar; I want to hold her like my teddy bear.
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar is Gorgeously gorgeous
by TarkShark December 28, 2005
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Scott Mitchell

1. (n) Former NFL quarteback for the Detroit Lions who was all-world one year and fell flat on his face the next.
2. (v) To fail miserably in the face of high expectations.
Poor Blake. He had a chance for a big promotion if he aced that presentation, but instead he Scott Mitchelled.
by The Hall November 29, 2004
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Mitchell Davis

19 year old male, lives in Ohio, youtube god.
"Mitchell Davis just uploaded a new video!"

"Oh really? what of?"

"Him talking to himself!"
by Rebecca12345 December 19, 2008
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mitchell pearce

The definition of a Mitchell Pearce is Poo Boy, with a fat girlfriend, lives in a caravan and owns a transit, with an appetite for Dog Clit.
1) You are such a Mitchell Pearce.
2) Don't be a Mitchell Pearce.
3) I don't like you, when you're a Mitchy P.
by Karid November 14, 2016
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mitchell wilson

The best brother ever has a big wolly and always gets da chikas but can be annoying and fast as fuck boiii
Girl: I don't know how he did it so fast .

Mitchell Wilson: I'm just fast as fuck boiii
by Owen tallentire April 19, 2018
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mitchell status

Its a person that has foreskin.
by Berick johnson May 9, 2018
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