Amateur Mistake

(Noun) An error resulting from a profound lack of judgement - usually on an amateur scale.

Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!

Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!

by mkoijn March 11, 2009

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

The new Perfectly Done<3 of YouTube shorts.

People comment this phrase on every single video

Comments: It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Jalwaysawake January 6, 2022

Mintage

combination of the words mint and vintage. It is used to describe any suitably old object which is in perfect condition.

"M8 ur car iz old"
"Nah m8 Nah, what the hut! Dis car iz mintage!"

by 00Lemon December 18, 2005

Mistake

YOU

You're such a mistake.

by zenthon05 October 14, 2016

a mistake

you,probably you. but also me.

bob:"did you hear timmy was born 9 months after valentine's day?
sally:yeah!that means hes a mistake!

by realgal June 12, 2018

mistake by the lake

the rightfully given nickname to the city of cleveland ohio because the city truly is one of the biggest mistakes in the world. not only has cleveland managed to set a river on fire but they also havent won a sports championship since 1948

im looking on the map for cleveland but its nowhere to be found.

thats because they changed the name to mistake by the lake

by john workowitz November 7, 2007