minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat

Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.

by ctrlU September 8, 2011

Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

freeze your minge shut

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

by mikkachops August 28, 2006

Mingding

The act of a female wetting on her hand and running it up a hairy guy's thigh

I Mingdinged a guy named Stephen earlier

by Stephen Dewiler May 12, 2008

Mingyu

Mingyu is a handsome person and he's so clingy with xu minghao

Mingyu is so cute and sexy

by kwon soonyoung November 23, 2021

mingeblood

Genetic Girl, Lesbian or Transsexual/ Intersexed. Anyone legally identified as Female.

Your so mingeblood, its obvious.

by atto9 June 7, 2011

Ming Ling

The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.

“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020