Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.
by dorkloaf97 December 27, 2018
Get the Mikemug. A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.
"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
by sfdk November 5, 2019
Get the Mikemug. Cool person who likes to play basketball, best looking, athletic, unique, intelligent, can cookand clean, friendly (unless you get on his bad side), good dancer, weird, ladies if he isn't your bf you missin out, always thinks about the saying "no chest no sex", and really annoying but worth it.
by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017
Get the Mikeemug. This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
by LAdy gaga October 17, 2012
Get the Mikemug. by NoMike February 18, 2013
Get the mikemug. A nickname for a skinny ass white boy whos name is actually michael. They tend to be fake and trick valnurable girls so they can get what they want. They tend to be very horny and very shallow. They will take any ass they can get but they will only date girls who they think are smoking hot. Basically they dont care about anyone but themselves and will do anything for a good laugh.
by chucknorris103 June 14, 2009
Get the Mikemug. A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.
Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
by lunamellow October 8, 2009
Get the mikemug.