If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile.

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.

"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

by JayPlotz September 19, 2016

if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more

from Jane Austen's Emma, meaning that i love you so much that i can even put it into words.

"(name) If I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

by bottomsblues November 13, 2022

it just might blow

when someone throhs trash in your yard and you tell them to get rid of it and they kick it to thwe street there's a chance it may blow into your yard again

hey dude get that out of here
its trash dude
so i have to pay for that
fine .... there its in the street
dude it just might blow

by scott wigington January 26, 2008

Muscle of Might

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.

"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."

by GPurvis November 4, 2013

chairs might

cheers mate in aussie

-I bought you a drink
=chairs might

by baalbaking58 April 18, 2020

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020