Midnight Banana 

Few know the true definition of the 'midnight banana' but thats probably because one does not truely exist... for this reason midnight banana has become a filler for any unknown or unnamed sexual acts in existence, midnight banana has both the least and the most meaning this world has ever seen.

When David passed out at the party, everyone gave him a midnight banana, the next morning his throat was sore.

Midnight Banana by Legpouncer May 9, 2006

midnight date

a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. The aim is to spend as much time as possible with your "date" and figure wher can you find him/her later on.

Roomie: where the hell have you been?
You: Ohh I had a midnight date.

midnight date by Dina R. November 6, 2006

midnight caucus 

A term to describe groups of hardworking employees, particularly those working in the legislative realm. This is a play on the use of the term "caucus" to reference other legislative subgroups, such as the Legislative Black Caucus, Latino Caucus, Education Caucus, or Downstate Caucus.

Legislative Staffer A: Are you ready to go home yet?

Legislative Staffer B: Not yet. The midnight caucus isn't quite ready to adjourn.

midnight caucus by Springfield Staffer February 24, 2010

Midnight Mike 

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.

girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face

Midnight Mike by lawl... December 29, 2011

Midnight shit 

When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.

Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME

Guy: shit you're a champ

Midnight shit by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020

Midnight Bozo 

Someone who is disappointed they were born in the u-s-of a (not native American )

I am a midnight bozo :(

Midnight Bozo by cornyshat November 17, 2020

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.

Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs by poutiine June 3, 2021