microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done

Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics

by merciless_blade February 09, 2014

Detroit Microwave

Microwave from Detroit

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"

by SillySausage42 September 04, 2022

Georgia Microwave

When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.

Hey baby, you wanna georgia microwave later?

by MAYA ZOOEY JORDAN & CONNOR October 05, 2008

microwave syndrome

When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.

Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.

by caretcaret December 19, 2009

microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 09, 2009

mexican microwave

A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.

I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.

by bigfnmike August 12, 2008

Microwave Sex

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

by DGringo October 02, 2009