Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.
Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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cinemagraphic memory

I have a cinemagraphic memory.
by nick lemmond April 8, 2006
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e-memories

1.Real Memories discussed or shared over the internet or in emails
2.Memories from the Virtual World
1.Me and Al were just chatting on Messenger about our Weekend at the Festival - shared some great e-memories!
2.Just been on a Virtual Picnic with Lesley to Ayres Rock - cant wait to tell you my e-memories!
by ledge67 August 26, 2007
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memory jerk

the act of masturbation while thinking of the visual image of a girl you had seen earlier that day
going to the mall and seeing lots of hot girls and then going home and whip the one-eyed willy until he violently pukes
by Ben Quadinaros September 2, 2005
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memory moron

person who puts things other than memory in RAM slots inside a computer, or someone who doesnt put the memory in porperly
by scott April 10, 2005
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Auschwitz memorial

Auschwitz memorial is a acount on Twitter full of fucking niggers they twitted about urban dictionary in 2/3/2020 because they where mad about some dudes making fun of auschwitz (auschwitz is a nazi thing from the WW2), urban dictionary deleted definitions about auschwitz because these niggas are fucking 50 year old people with no life.
Auschwitz memorial: OMG RACISM!!!!!!!
Everyone: this is terrible! Omg i can't see it without crying!
Me: ah shit here we go again
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Memory loss

Being depressed can make it difficult to pay attention and focus, which can affect memory. Stress and anxiety can also get in the way of concentration. When you are tense and your mind is overstimulated or distracted, your ability to remember can suffer.
by mennäperille December 7, 2019
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