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The only melon ever made that can shoot your car to space.
Oh look! What a sweet melon! Oh no my car! Damn you, Melon Usk, god among the Melons!
Melon Usk by Joschkaskaden November 29, 2018

melon bubbles 

Holy shit! This twitch streamer is such a melon bubbles.
melon bubbles by Sick weirdo January 16, 2019

Melon Crushers 

Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon
"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"
Melon Crushers by LSDemons October 14, 2020
A short form way of saying head or a blowjob. Alluding to the fact that another word for a head is a melon. Can also be used in a more general way as if to imply some sort of sexual act to your liking.
"Bro this girl has been talking to me for 2 weeks but I just want some melon!"

"That girl I hooked up with? She gave me that melon on the drive home shes a freak for real."
Melon by Phantoom August 29, 2023

the.melon.squad 

A tiktoker who posts joke gacha videos known as the.melon.squad usually posting videos of a character named melon or Monika.
Have you seen the.melon.squad's videos? Their so funny! You should follow them

Melon Head 

a person with a large oversize head "GEORDIEMELON"
Biff has a pure massive Melon Head
Melon Head by DX Selbinator June 29, 2010