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The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
mugGet the The Mayor of Fucktownmug.

vice mayor

steps in if for any reason the mayor cannot fulfill HER duties. she can crump like a black girl,grind like a spanish girl, and can also do "the white girl". she screams out random words like jiggyboo and scantua scantua.she's hip!
The vice mayor DARES TO CAREEEE
by jiggyboo March 13, 2008
mugGet the vice mayormug.

Spooptown Mayor

In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything
woah dude, Jacob is the Real Spooptown Mayor!
by Moonie, the moonpie September 28, 2020
mugGet the Spooptown Mayormug.

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.
Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
by pooooooki July 30, 2025
mugGet the Ken Sim (Mayor)mug.

mayor michael nutter

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.
Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.
by hitlertoall September 6, 2016
mugGet the mayor michael nuttermug.

Based Black Guy Mayor

Term describing black American mayors. These mayors have a reputation for actually trying to clean up their cities, and make them safe for human habitation. As opposed to white, usually liberal mayors who tend to be more permissive on petty crime.
Rando: “Why would you vote for Eric Adams?”

New Yorker: “He’s my favorite Based Black Guy Mayor”
by ironhippo July 27, 2023
mugGet the Based Black Guy Mayormug.

Sauce Mayor

A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.

When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.

One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.
Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"
by Saucemayor July 11, 2018
mugGet the Sauce Mayormug.

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