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Masterism

To express a thought whilst at the top of ones

prospective field....and have it ratified by said peers......this is masterism
I listened to both track...
One is lacking ..the other is clear portrail of masterism...
by TheMcOfLoud August 15, 2025
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Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.
Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
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jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley
I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way
by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020
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Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial
Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.
by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022
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Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).
Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.
by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016
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