When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
Get the making mashed potatoesmug. Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
Get the Mashed potato neckmug. mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.
When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.
by SWEPro August 13, 2025
Get the mashed potatoesmug. by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025
Get the Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potatomug. What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
Get the Raunchy Mashed Potatoesmug. by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024
Get the Mashing Potatoesmug. The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
Get the Mashed Potato Captainmug.