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manletism

The condition of being a manlet, aka short male that usually compensates by getting ripped.
Poor josh, he suffers from manletism
by pussyplayer34 September 19, 2018
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marketspeak

Ploy sometimes devised by corporations and entities both large and small to obfuscate, deceive, or otherwise mischaracterize their products or services. Is employed especially when company representatives are asked point-blank questions that can be easily answered but instead are vaguely redirected around.
National Milk Bank Website: "Helping to save critically ill babies, one donor at a time."

Caller to the National Milk Bank 800-number: "I need breast milk for my baby. You're a milk bank, so what do I need to do?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We don't distribute the breast milk that's donated to us."

Caller: "Then who do you give the milk to?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We sell it to Prolacta Bioscience."

Caller: "Oh I get it. When you say you're 'helping to save babies,' that's just marketspeak to dupe sympathetic women into donating milk to you so you can make money selling it to Prolacta. Thanks for the clarification!"
by Mama Bear January 1, 2009
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Corner the market

1 - to control the supply or sale of a particular product

2 - to become so successful at selling or making a particular product that almost no one else sells or makes it
1 - The company tried to corner the market on several types of computer software.

2 - They've more or less cornered the fast-food market - they're in every big city in the country.
by Leug100 November 28, 2010
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Marlatt

"see that Marlatt girl over there, she's so beautiful"
by mr.woman March 30, 2010
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Manlet

A short statured strong male, (under 5"6), trying to overcompensate their height, mainly used to hate against short muscular men. 90% hate comes from men over 6 ft that is extremely skinny/ or extremely fat. 5% comes from insecure women who are over 5"10, 5% comes from low confident people who are unhappy with themselves.
Tall frail/very fat men "hey look at the mantet he's so short and muscular"

Insecure women about height "omg he's so short, he's a manlet"

other 5 % I hate on every one so let me go make fun of that manlet
by true facts December 31, 2014
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marietta

Marietta is a unique individual (with a name like she has to be). She's loyal, friendly, VERY charming and lovable. She is pretty but doesn't know it. She loves to laugh and once you've hung out with her she owns you.
Was she fun?

Yea, she was Marietta all the way!
by Nuttsy February 3, 2010
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Vector Marketing

Vector Marketing is a Pyramid Scheme, taking advantage of poor young college students and the bottom, so the heads at the top can profit.
by ofelixdacat June 7, 2010
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