Marines

Military personell that have been stuffed so full of shit that they think they are more useful than they actually are.

Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier.

They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively.

While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation.

The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy.

Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.
Immature Marine: ARMY stands for Ain't Ready for Marines Yet.
Rational Person: Just shut the fuck up, you're hurting my head.
by Bosnian Cowboy July 09, 2005
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mariners

hot guys that are the coolest ever
MARINERS are the shitttt
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marines

stands for
M uscles
A re
R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment
Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines
by chris January 27, 2005
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Marin

Marin is sweet, kind, intelligent, funny, and extremely gorgeous. She is the most prettiest girl ever known. Usually has straight hair or she could have large curls. Great sense in style. She is the best
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marin

sex toy, or fake skin to play with.
he played with his marin all night
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Marinate

To post a status on Facebook, then to leave it for a while to accumulate statuses and comments before replying to the comments or posting up new statuses.
"Maria posted twenty statuses today"

"Come on, Maria! Let your last status marinate for a while!"
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Marine

Admiral to Admiral discussion:
Admiral 1: "Hey should we send in the S.W.C.C or the S.E.A.L.S?"
Admiral2:" Calm down now. We don't need to kill good sailors. Send the marines, you know how much they love getting shot."
Admiral 1:" Yeah, your right."
by You Dont Need To Know Shit March 14, 2017
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