An activity for people to weak or to much of a baby for normal sports teams. In other words an activity for the physically challenged.
by Dale234 May 28, 2012
Get the Marching band mug.Marching Band is where fat slobs or guys who are built like twigs go to blow air through metal and bitch about how hard their 10 yard sprints are. You are not an athlete, you are a performer.
Twig/Slob: Marching Band was so hard today, we had to blow air through metal for about an hour and we only got a two hour break.
by ImJustBeinHonest August 22, 2017
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Marching band is a BAND (not sport) that marches in formation while playing music.
The real truth
1. football games are not for you. You don't matter at all. People come for football. You guys are to keep the fans slightly entertained while the football players take a small break.
2. you are sick perverts. You make jokes about fingering and positions.
3. You are not hot. Girls, you are ugly cows. Guys, you are either fat loosers or skinny twigs. The only way you are getting any is from other bandies. I don't know about your school, but in mine, bandies hook up a lot and I vomit inside at some of the couples. I do not get laid a lot but when I do, it is usually an 8,9, or 10. MAYBE a 7. Not like the 4s and 3s in band. Reason why band bus have no lights is because no one wants to see that.
4. Your summer trainings are not that hard. We start practice an hour before you guys (5am) and end at 8. Thats practice. Then I lift weights for an hour THEN go for a long distance run THEN a swim. Yea walking around all day... not as hard as RUNNING all day.
5. Band letters do NOT count. you DO NOT deserve to wear one with a band letter
In conclusion, you are disgusting. You think you are better then everyone
The real truth
1. football games are not for you. You don't matter at all. People come for football. You guys are to keep the fans slightly entertained while the football players take a small break.
2. you are sick perverts. You make jokes about fingering and positions.
3. You are not hot. Girls, you are ugly cows. Guys, you are either fat loosers or skinny twigs. The only way you are getting any is from other bandies. I don't know about your school, but in mine, bandies hook up a lot and I vomit inside at some of the couples. I do not get laid a lot but when I do, it is usually an 8,9, or 10. MAYBE a 7. Not like the 4s and 3s in band. Reason why band bus have no lights is because no one wants to see that.
4. Your summer trainings are not that hard. We start practice an hour before you guys (5am) and end at 8. Thats practice. Then I lift weights for an hour THEN go for a long distance run THEN a swim. Yea walking around all day... not as hard as RUNNING all day.
5. Band letters do NOT count. you DO NOT deserve to wear one with a band letter
In conclusion, you are disgusting. You think you are better then everyone
Bandie: Oh My God! Marching Band is so cool! we are so much more tough then football! our girls are so much hotter! We get a lot of pootang!
Player (any sport): uh ok... sure... (as the actually attractive girl walks by and checks out the handsome player)
Player (any sport): uh ok... sure... (as the actually attractive girl walks by and checks out the handsome player)
by jjoejrakjfnklajhdfiafasdfafdaf June 14, 2011
Get the marching band mug.“You know, I’ve been called a maverick — someone known for marching to the beat of his own drum,” McCain said to cheers.
by onan_the_barbarian October 20, 2008
Get the marching to the beat of his own drum mug.The place in school where all the losers who think their special because their in Band go to get "friends." They somehow hate band but still do it anyway even though they everyone hates them because all they talk about is band and nothing else.
Hey... did, did you know I'm in Marching Band?... yeah, pretty cool huh? Yeah? lets go on a date in the band classroom.
- marching band kids trying to get bitches
- marching band kids trying to get bitches
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