splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007

Suck Machine

A girl who gives bomb head on the reg

Yo that bitch Audrey's a real Suck Machine.

by alexcox October 2, 2016

time machined

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.

It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.

by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010

Song Machine

Song Machine is the 6th phase of Gorillaz, which as of writing has 13 songs. This album has much more vocals from other artists, such as Elton John and Unknown Mortal.

Person 1: “did you hear about Gorillaz new album, Song Machine?”
Person 2: “ I didn’t.”

by Neb00la December 14, 2020

(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

machine head

1. One of several flattened pegs found at the top end of a stringed instrument, which when manually turned with the hand, adjusts the pitch of the corresponding string :: TUNING PEG

2. (Warner Bros, 1972) Title of an album by heavy metal pioneering band Deep Purple, featuring the band's all-time biggest hit "Smoke On The Water"

3. (1992 - ) Heavy metal band from San Francisco, very influential on harsher, more aggressive-sounding metal bands that would arise later in the decade. See www.machinehead1.com for more information

One day, Robert Flynn of Machine Head was jamming along with Deep Purple's "Machine Head" album, but the low "E" string on his guitar was out of tune, so he had to turn the string's machine head.

by Bill M. July 27, 2004