Pussy Mustache

Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.

Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!

by Yekralem August 17, 2015

Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

by He's a guy November 1, 2014

mustache fight

Two men violently making out,

or one man and an Italian woman.

Did you see those gay guys? they really know how to mustache fight

by assdan June 3, 2010

Alligator Mustache

Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".

This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.

Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"

by Chamel November 4, 2010

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Cheeto mustache

The orange mustache obtained by cheeto particles sticking to the upper lip.

"Dude look at the cheeto mustache on that guy!"

by The butterman March 10, 2015

bong mustache

The brown resin mustache you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.

When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.

by Evolving door November 25, 2013