Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.
Woke up with lunar landings all over me.
by AMThunder June 3, 2020
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Lunar Curtis

A kid who plays fortnite and is epic gamer!
Everybody says this to lunar curtis every day!:) OH MY F*CKING GOD CURTIS STOP F*CKING SPAMMING! YOUR F*CKING TRASH!
by Lunar Curtis November 30, 2019
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar Hole

It is hole in the derriere of the members of the lunar dynasty. It refers to the asshole generally but when Ailas have it, it is called lunar hole.
Dude 1: I got a new gf bro and she's so fucking hot dude.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you ๐Ÿ˜‚?
Dude 3: LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart ๐Ÿ˜Œ.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚
Dude 3: Sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Fuck everything, give me party brooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.

And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
by speakingjustfactz September 27, 2023
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar Client

literally the best minecraft client out there. it comes with a whole bunch of mods, and as someone who plays hypixel with it 24/7, the quickplay mod is really helpful. the cosmetics are pretty cool but expensive, and basically a flex. best time to buy them is when theyโ€™re on sale, really. otherwise, best client out there.
User: What client do you use?
Lunar User: Oh, I use Lunar Client! Aka, the best client in minecraft.
by roikau July 19, 2024
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Lunar Depression

Depressive episodes typically caused by suppressed sadness throughout the day, forced to be released whilst alone at night
Everybody thinks im happy, but when my "Lunar Depression" kicks in at 10:00 PM its a shitstorm of emotions.
by Wafflez n Cheese April 5, 2024
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