Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 03, 2018
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lumberjack's elbow

Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
I've been single too long ... My lumberjack's elbow is getting worse.
by Ricardo Macho February 18, 2014
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Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.
"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."
by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017
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lumberjack challenge

Going 40 days during lent without masturbating.
Person 1: Aye what you gonna give up for lent?

Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.

Person 1: Wtf is that?

Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.

Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.
by jigabojones March 08, 2014
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California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'
"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"
by MrGobun January 07, 2015
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Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.
I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.
by Dick Grande July 04, 2022
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Lumberjack Hippie

A relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. Essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or coon skin cap, and beard. They prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.
The fleet foxes show last night was full of smelly lumberjack hippies.
by spinladen August 09, 2011
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