It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 03, 2018
Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
by Ricardo Macho February 18, 2014
by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017
Person 1: Aye what you gonna give up for lent?
Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.
Person 1: Wtf is that?
Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.
Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.
Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.
Person 1: Wtf is that?
Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.
Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.
by jigabojones March 08, 2014
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A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.
by Dick Grande July 04, 2022
A relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. Essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or coon skin cap, and beard. They prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.
by spinladen August 09, 2011