Lotusing

The moment when you are manoeuvring a precise, beautifully balanced low weight car around a twisty canyon road in a manner that results in ecstatic pleasure.

"Now we are really lotusing..the dance, the back and forth, where you can shift the weight around super, super precisely and balance the left vs. the right and the front vs. the rear with your feet." (Matt Farah). "

by bivvy August 7, 2019

t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust

The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs

Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.

by sdfgsdfjsdfk August 3, 2007

Dark Lotusing

Meaning to kill someone.
Comes from the group "Dark Lotus" who often speak of violent acts.

Did you hear about that bastard who cheated on my girlfriend; my homie Dark Lotus'ed him.

by Iceciro August 15, 2004

Lotus Kick

A popular martial arts move involves launching off from the right leg into a 360 degree clockwise rotation and kicking a target.

Argyle knows how to use the Lotus Kick

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

White Lotus Joint

Bits of paper in a joint instead of weed, usually done with a tea bag, the tobacco burns better and does a lot of what weed does with tobacco.

I'm above the law. I'm doing a white lotus joint.

by southlondon127 October 6, 2023

Lotus Focus

Pronunciation: Lotus Focus
Origin: The Wii Fit Series
Minigame on Wii Fit about sitting on your balance board and focusing on the candle, there is nothing but the candle... Until Suddenly...
*moves -1mm*
Candle: Moves
Game: CUT *Flashbangs*

Alternative names for Lotus Focus:
Lotus Focus (America)
Zazen (Europe)
坐禅 (Japan)

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje October 8, 2023

lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024