logic error

The cause of any unexpected and undesired outcome. Usually attributable to a fundamental lack of understanding of the underlying situation. Most logic errors are minor logic errors.
If I jam a fork into this electrical outlet, money will come out.
by aero March 14, 2003
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Republican Logic

Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white

2. That taxes are "punishment"

3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries

4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"

5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.

6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating

7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.

8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
by Thinkforaliving June 16, 2010
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logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)
Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.
by cutesy pastel living doll July 04, 2014
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Women Logic

The un-logical decision, that eaither is a contridiction to the original decision or dosent make sense.
Women Logic

Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.

Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.
by bubusbus December 24, 2011
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republican logic

1)A myth made up by fox news and believed by the ignorant. See also: lies

2) An oxymoron, e.g. two words with opposite meanings
"My friend John believes in Republican logic. He's an ass."
by Obama'08 January 24, 2009
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Penis Logic

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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didabolean logic

Pronunciation: did-ə-ˈbō-lē-ən ˈlä-jik
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW USA
Date: 2010

A particular mode of reasoning that results from smoking marijuana.
His decision to put on some music and have a beer, rather than to return to work, was a result of some solid didabolean logic.
by Growlvin January 23, 2010
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