Jizz Lobster 

A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.

Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!

Jizz Lobster by Erik Myers December 11, 2004

lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time

you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer

lobster skin by joe725 September 22, 2006

lobstered 

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

lobstered by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

Red lobster 

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

Red lobster by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

lobster whore 

A woman (usually a less than attractive gold digger type) who sits at the bar in an upscale restaurant for hours nursing a glass of cheap chardonnay until one of the drunk but affluent customers to invites her to his table to join him for dinner. She then orders the most expensive item on the menu – usually a two-pound lobster. This term was coined at the Palm in New York in the 1980s.

"I'm not setting foot in this place again until the management decides to run out these lobster whores."

lobster whore by Boston Freckler September 22, 2007

Lobster Licker 

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

Lobster Licker by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009

Lobster diving 

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

Lobster diving by Pattycakes August 4, 2014