Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice
by PBod August 25, 2023
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A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.
I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.
by Elbie February 24, 2014
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When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
by Dic Handle January 10, 2020
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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. The act of having sex with a very loose woman.

In this case, the male's penis is like the agitator in a large washing machine (hence the term triple loader). It would therefore be boring for both parties involved due to the large amount of empty space in there.
I can't believe I paid fifty bucks for a triple loader!

by Naxevem June 27, 2006
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When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.
Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
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When a male ejaculates semen or a “load” onto a partners breasts and then proceed to shake ones face between them while making sound or “motor boat.”
My face was covered in jizz after I finished loader boating your mom last night.
by Herby8ed October 7, 2022
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