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Landen

Landen is a guy who can sing, make jokes and scare you to death. You can tame a wild Landen with a box of cookie dough bites and geometry dash.
Landen’s a weird soul, he’s good at math and English!
by JWoman717 November 14, 2024
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Landen Mello

Biggest dick known to man and very sexy
look it’s landen mello im gonna goon”
by John0234 April 18, 2024
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Landen

Landen where do I start, kinda trash at everything also can't get over a girl named Alana. Not very good at football and has small penis.
Landen is trash
by Derrick115 April 10, 2025
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Landen

Landen is usually chill. He enjoys following rules and gets mad when his name is spelled wrong, but he always tries to do the right thing. He's moderately athletic and enjoys sports, and he does well in school, always scoring well on standardized tests. He will be a good athlete, but will inevitably end up working a 9-5.
"Hey, have you seen Landen."
"No, he's probably at home playing basketball."
"Why doesn't he do anything except sports and schoolwork?"
by Dixon09 May 9, 2025
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Freaky Landen

The sexual act of using dragon dildos with your sexual partner
Carter and I were preforming a freaky Landen last night
by Perm Papi May 16, 2022
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white landen

The act of loading up your cock and spring sniping a beer into a bowl of chili.
Dude 1: Yeah bro lets see it
Dude 2: *cock punches out a Busch light*
Dude 2: White landen!!!
by peachnuts February 1, 2025
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