blurred lines

a song by Robin Thicke featuring Pharrell Williams and TI. it features infectious 70s disco beats, lyrics in a crooning manner about getting a hot girl at a club to cheat on her man with said artists, and a sampling on a continuous loop of Michael Jackson's "ooh!" from Don't Stop Til You Get Enough. it is a favorite of women 40-60 years old for they grew up in the disco era and in turn like "the music in this song."

mom: ooh! blurred lines! turn it up!
kid: mom, that song is lame.
mom: i don't care. It reminds me of the days when i hung out with your dad at the club...
kid: mom, stop.

by bradygirl August 19, 2013

Call Of Duty Lines

Lines that appear on belly when hunching to play Call of Duty (CoD for short) or other multiplayer games. Sometimes looks like a six pack.

#1 Hey dude, nice six pack! How did you get it?

#2 Dont tell anyone, but these are Call of Duty lines...

#1 Oh, well it really looks like a six pack.

#2 Yea i play CoD too much.

by Danisdaman12 April 6, 2010

Don't feed me straight lines

It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.

You want to hit me, do you? - Don't feed me straight lines, I can see your disguised misandry

by spearhunter December 29, 2016

tan lines

Yet another dumb and overcompensating thing white males say to teach other to show how macho, tough and heterosexual they are.

The person using this term ignores the fact that tan lines often look ridiculous and embarrassing for women who have them, because his purpose is to show how manly he is.

For these types of people, tan lines = woman sunbathing = swimsuit = sex. Therefore, an ostentatious display of heterosexuality must occur, in which love of tan lines is boasted about as loud as possible. This is in keeping with this type of male's equating ANYTHING female with wanting to 'fuck' said thing.

This technique ensures that no one questions this type of male's manliness, although he is often hiding an inferiority complex or his homosexuality.

White male: "Fuckin' right, I LOVE tan lines!!"

Passerby: "Why? They kind of look ridiculous and embarrassing...?"

White male: "Tan lines!!! Fuck yeah!! I get laid A LOT!!!"

Passerby: "But you didn't answer my question...?"

White male: "Yeah!!! Tan lines!!! FUCK!!! Pass me another beer!!!"

by Grackle August 5, 2009

Blurred Lines

1. A mediocre song by Robin Thicke.

2. A hip hop/rap album by Robin Thicke, including the song Blurred Lines.

1. Blurred Lines costs $1.29 on iTunes

2. My favorite album is Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke.

by SongGirl August 29, 2013

old lady lines

vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.

The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Delta Air Lines

A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!

Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?

by Laocoon September 4, 2008