Lester

If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

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The Lester Look

A creepy old guy with the pedo stache and the baldness he gives you. He might molest you.

Hey Hubert, that guy near the red truck gave you the Lester Look.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

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Lestered

To get mugged or robbed without your knowledge in a crowded area

He got lestered at the street carnival in Mexico

by James town 233 August 23, 2017

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A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

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Lester

A guy that everyone think he is so adorable. He is so handsome, but cute at the same time. He has a round glass, looks like he is a professor and knows everything, and it is the truth. He has a cool voice and when everyone hears his voice, they admire him so much. Lots of girls love him, so he can choose the best in these, for example, Angela.

Hark. There is a Lester. I want to be his boyfriend and fuck him!

by Angela Chen November 19, 2019

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